"Dear Vodafone, you suck." The chief executive said it first. New Zealand's Vodafone was so bad it changed its name. Ours kept it.
Growth, Unaudited A third voted against the pay report. The board abolished the committee. Problem solved.
Distress, Converted One cheerful letter to Colombo. Three exchange rates, no two of which agree. Four annual reports. Still looking.
A Going Concern $2.87 on marketing per dollar of revenue. Seven dollars lost per dollar earned. Mum paid. Then it left.
Nobody Answered the Door Swoop took a headcount the day before results. Thirty-three thousand moose were unavailable for comment.