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The back channels of Sydney’s upper echelons, open for one afternoon.

The back channels of Sydney’s upper echelons, open for one afternoon.

Australia’s fastest-growing accounting firm lost $38.9 million in twenty-two months, never turned a gross profit, and sold for a dollar down. The chairman was first in line. The staff got about fifteen cents. The clients got nothing, which was at least consistent with the margin.
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The only consulting fee in Australian history the consultant paid for.
Ryan Tan|6 Nov, 2026
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Nothing left to sell. $2.1 billion due. Naturally, a bigger dividend.
Ryan Tan|4 Nov, 2026
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Award winning customer support, please hold.
Ryan Tan|1 Nov, 2026
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Three times the pay, once. Now fruit and nuts, twice a week.
Ryan Tan|29 Oct, 2026
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Drive away today. Administrators tomorrow. Instalments until 2028.
Ryan Tan|28 Oct, 2026
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Lawpath built a single source of truth. ASIC has the other one.
Ryan Tan|26 Oct, 2026
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