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TPG Telecom

In loving memory.

Terminal

TPG Telecom, the challenger. Raised in North Ryde by a man who walked the office at night turning off the monitors. Married Vodafone in 2020, in a merger sold as competition. Spent its later years selling the furniture: the towers, the fibre, then the money printer itself. Survived by the bonuses and the hold music. Not expected to see 2036. In lieu of flowers, shareholders are asked to keep holding.

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